1. Stop the car and open the door.
2. Tie a stick of TNT to the tail and get a match…
3. Wait till it pees on your bed, stare at it for a moment and then go make a coffee.
cat
She took up Chinese cooking
and tried to take in some cats
but the cats weren’t taken in
and fled.
take took taken
The cat was acting up.
Acting on some strange impulse,
it was acting out the role of a dog.
Bringing me my slippers and
woof! woof!
Sofia liked to play around.
She really liked to play at being a bad cat.
When she was hungry she would play up to anybody
who could feed her, playing upon any weakness
and if they didn’t, she would just play up.
The cat can just make out a mouse in the far corner of the garden.
The mouse is making off with some cheese.
The cat makes for the mouse at full speed.
Will the mouse make it?
Yes! The mouse makes his hole before the cat.
The poor cat must now make do with the usual cat food.